🚀💸 BREAKING: Qi2 is about to make your charging game so fast, even The Flash is like "hold my latte" ☕️💨! Who needs wires when you can just charge your phone as you dodge responsibilities, amirite? 😂💀 So, the *Wireless Power Consortium* (yeah, that's a mouthful, but let’s call them WPC because we're civilized) just dropped a standard that will send power zipping to your phone at *25W*. That's like your grandma's home-cooked energy but without the soggy biscuits. 🍪💥 70% more power than your old, sad 15W Qi2? Sounds like a stonk meme waiting to happen! 📈🤖 ⏱️💪 *"Leaked insider quote from a WPC developer:* 'We realized that customers like their phones charged *yesterday*, so we upped the ante. I mean, who wants to wait?'" 😂🔥 In a world where waiting for your phone to charge feels like watching paint dry, we're finally cruising into the fast lane 🚗💨 🌌! But let’s be honest, it's 2023—if I can’t charge my cat while he scrolls TikTok, what are we even doing here? 🐱📱 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all have wearable batteries that charge us as we walk! Why not have a human version of Qi2? #Cope #Seethe #WeNeedMoreEnergy! 💀🌀🤡