🚨📱⚡ BREAKING BORE ALERT: iPhone users, get ready for the ultimate game of "Wait, There's More!" 🎉🔥 So apparently, Apple's about to bless us with NINE new wireless chargers that can juice up your iPhone faster than your ex getting over you! 🤡💔 We’re talking 25W of pure charging power thanks to the *hot-off-the-press* Qi2.2 standard, giving you the speed of a T-Rex on roller skates! 🦖🛼💨 But hold up, fam! DON’T buy that flashy new charger just yet! 😒🤦‍♂️ That’d be like buying a ticket to a concert where the band breaks up the day before! 💔🎤 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to make you wait longer so you could feel the pain of being an Apple user. No cap." 😬💀 💰💤 This is the epitome of tech companies flipping the script on us like it's a meme. We got *Drake Pointing* at overpriced chargers while simultaneously waving goodbye to your bank account. “What’s that? You wanted to charge your phone in under 30 minutes? Nah, fam.” 🤷‍♂️🚀 Prediction: Apple will *definitely* drop a wireless charger that costs more than a used car, and it will somehow be faster than your WiFi at home. 🤯💸 Stonks? More like *bonks*! 💥🤯 Share this chaos with your crew NOW, or your iPhone will never charge again! 🔥✨ #ThisIsFine #Stonks #Cringe