🚨📱**BREAKING NEWS: iPhone Users are Just Reckless Party Animals!** 📱🚨 Listen up, fam! According to a REAL scientific study (not just Karen from accounting yelling at her iPhone), it turns out iPhone peeps are living that *YOLO* life when it comes to online security! 🌐😱 Like, fr fr, the data says they’re surfing the web like it’s a Disney World water slide—ALL FUN, NO FOCUS! 🤡💦 Meanwhile, Android users are out here holding their phones like it's a hot potato, whispering sweet nothings of security! 🥔🔥 Mosyle just looked up from their stack of cash 💰 (because they’re the Apple security *goat* 🐐) and said, “iPhone users? More like 'iDon’tCare'!” And I can already hear the leaked quotes from devs: 💬 "We just assume all iPhone users watch TikToks while downloading random apps!" - Anonymous Developer, probably eating an avocado toast 🥑 So, if you’re rocking that iPhone, put on your *galactic* brain helmet 🧠✨ and know that your pixels might be in danger. But hey, it's cool, because as we all know… *This is fine* 🔥😂 🔥**HOT TAKE ALERT:** In 2024, Apple will release a security feature that allows users to pay a monthly subscription for "safety"... and call it the iSafe™! You heard it here first. *Stonks! 📈🚀*