🚨📱💥 STOP RIGHT THERE, iPhone users! Are you tired of your kids living their best YouTube life while you’re stuck watching *This is Fine* memes IRL? 🤡💀 Well, buckle up because I’m about to reveal the secrets to become the ultimate Parenting Ninja! 🥷🔥 🔐🔍 *Step 1*: Create a secret folder 🗂️ so slick even your kids will seethe with frustration when trying to find their precious apps! You know, the ones where they forget all about manners and binge watch *Cocomelon* for the 500th time. R.I.P to your sanity. 👀 *Step 2*: Lock that bad boy down with Face ID like it's a vault holding the nuclear codes! 💰💥 “Wait, what? You mean I have to show my face to unlock my favorite app?” Yeah, kiddo, it’s called LIFE, and it gets hard. ⚡ Leaked Developer Quote: “We put the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional families’ by hiding those apps, but also in ‘FOMO’ because parents need their TikTok back. No cap.” So do yourself a solid and suck it up because let’s be real – if they don't find that app, your parenting game is based AF! And if that doesn't work, you can always just *buy a flip phone* for them... incoming stonks trend! 📈👀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, hiding apps will become a life skill akin to cooking ramen and avoiding Tinder dates. Can’t wait to see “App Hiding 101” as a high school elective. ✏️🤣