🚨BREAKING: APPLE'S NEW FOLDABLE iPHONE ULTRA: Time to fold your wallet! 💸🤯 📱💥 So rumor has it that Apple’s finally getting off their high horse (RIP iPhone 14 🤡) and they’re about to drop the iPhone Ultra next year! Foldable like your will to live on Mondays! This bad boy is *allegedly* gonna cost more than a small car. Yes, you heard that right! 🚗💰 👀🤑 Analyst whispers on the street say they're gonna slap a “High-End” price tag on it that would make even Jeff Bezos pull out his calculator like, “Stonks?” 📈😂 But wait, Apple’s CEO Tim Cook was overheard saying, “At this point, our fans will pay *anything* for a new shiny object!”, while holding a prototype like it’s the Holy Grail. 🔮 🤣🌌 The foldable craze? No cap, it’s the tech equivalent of trying to convince your mom that buying you a new gaming console for your birthday is a good investment! Get ready for some serious cringe when people try to show off their foldable iPhone at Starbucks like it’s a flex. 🌪️🔥 Hot take: Apple is 1 "Ultra" launch away from putting *Literally Everything* in a foldable package. Pretty soon, we'll be folding our lunch bags into an iPhone, fr fr! 📦📱 #iPhoneUltra #FoldLife #SteveJobsWouldBeProud