🎧💸 **BREAKING: AirPods Max Hit the Budget Rack!** 💸🎧 Listen up, potato squad! 🍟💀 These AirPods Max are dropping harder than my GPA when finals week hits! 🤡🔥 You heard me right, Apple is *literally* giving away their headphones for just $400! 💰 (okay, still a hefty chunk of change, but shhhh 🤫). That’s 150 bones off—enough to buy, like, three avocado toasts in Brooklyn! 🥑🤑 But hold up! If you thought the Nothing (1) headphones were just a cute TikTok trend, think again! 🚀 They're actually fighting back, like that one kid in gym class who thought he could dunk. Besides, who needs *premium* when you can get a headphone with *literally* nothing (except great noise-canceling)? 😱 **Leaked Dev Quote Alert 🚨:** “I designed the Nothing headphones during my lunch break, fr fr.” 🤯 So, will these AirPods Max elevate your life? 🤔 Or will they just keep you in a cringe cycle of “But they’re *Apple*” as you cope with your student loans? This is fine. 🙃 **Unhinged Prediction:** By next year, Apple will release AirPods Max Pro Plus Ultra Edition—complete with built-in noise-canceling that blocks your in-laws. 🏠💥 #Stonks #AirPodsMaxAreCringe