🚨📱💥 HOLD UP! iOS 26 just dropped and it's packing more hidden features than my ex's Tinder profile! 😂💔🔥 First up, Apple’s trying to be the new FBI with its Maps app, now featuring *Visited Places*—which sounds like a cool dating app but is actually just your iPhone stalking you, fr fr. 🤖👀 Can you say, "Big Brother is #obsessed?" Just what I needed, a phone that knows my lunch choices better than I do. 🍕🍔💀 Here’s a hot tip straight from the *leaked* Apple dev chat: “Just turn off that creepy tracking in Settings before your phone starts sending you postcards from your most visited McDonald's!” 🥴💌 Stonks in reverse, amirite? 🚫📈 iOS 26 also blesses us with Liquid Glass—so now your phone's as slippery as my will to stick to a diet. No cap, this glass is probably here to catch your tears as you realize how much data Apple’s harvesting. 😢💰 But here’s the kicker: if you’ve got nothing to hide, why would you turn it off? 🤔 *Drake nodding* Here’s my prediction: in 2025, iPhones will come with a feature that texts your mom every time you go into a new store. This is fine! 🔥🤡👀 Better watch your back, or should I say, your Maps? Share this chaos or your phone might just track you into the abyss! 💔🌌💀