🚨💀 Attention iPhone users! It's time to *wake up* from the snooze-fest of email sorting! 🤡✨ Apple just dropped the hottest of snoozers at their WWDC (Wow, What Dull Content! 😴), and brace yourselves: iOS 26 is bringing a new Liquid Glass design (it’s not a drink, folks!) and call screening that'll make you feel like a secret agent! 🎩🔍 But wait—what’s that? They added freakin’ *Mail Categories*? Like, who asked for this? 🤔👀 It sorts your emails like a librarian on Red Bull! 📚💨 “Can you imagine, Steve Jobs rolling in his grave like, ‘Bro, just let them drown in spam?’” - said one *totally real* Apple dev 😂🕵️‍♂️ So here's the secret, fam: if you're sick of your inbox playing Simon Says, you can turn these categories off! 🙅‍♂️🚫 Just dive into your settings like you’re going to find the Holy Grail—ain’t nobody got time for organized chaos! 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2026, Apple will make the iPhone *send* emails on its own, and you’ll have to pay a monthly fee to stop it from spamming your boss 🤣💰. #AppleIsWatchingYou #ThisIsFine