🚨📱 BREAKING: The iFold is coming, and it’s about to make your regular iPhone feel like a flip phone from 2004! 💥💔 Apparently Apple has decided to join the folding gang in 2026 (like, bro, stop making us wait, we’ve already turned into skeletons! 💀) and it’s looking like they’re calling up their ol’ pals at Samsung for some screen magic. 🤯✨ Imagine this: you’re at a party, flexing that brand new foldy iPhone—someone asks if it's a Transformer, and you just hit them with a smug “no, it’s just my phone.” #Stonks 📈📱 But wait, this might mean your precious Apple device is going to have, *gasp* SIDES from Samsung? 🤢🤬 #Cope #Seethe Some imaginary Apple dev just said, “Yeah, we’ve been trying to build a phone you can fold *and* use as a frisbee. Who needs scratch resistance when you can impress your friends?” 😂💪 So, what’s the hot take? The iFold will be so bendy it’ll be a metaphor for how flexible Apple users have become in their wallet game. 💸💫 Say goodbye to *not* spending an entire paycheck on the latest overpriced gadget, folks. Mark my words: by 2028, they’ll release the iFold 10—or as I call it, the iBroke because I sold my kidney for it! 💀🔮✨ #ChaosTheory #MemeTheWorld