🚨💥 Hold onto your foldable pants, fam! Apple just dropped a "leak" hotter than your ex's TikTok dance moves! 🔥 According to some *totally legit* sources at JPMorgan (you know, the guys who almost replaced your bank with Monopoly money 🤑), the first ever foldable iPhone is set to **drop** in September 2026! That’s just a casual 3 years away – plenty of time for Apple to perfect their aesthetic while we continue living in the "This is fine" meme. 😂💀 But wait for it… it’s gonna hit our wallets like a meteor in 2026 – just $1,999! 💰 Just in time for the 50th anniversary of people asking, “Why am I paying 2k for a phone?!” Drake would be like, “Nah thank you, I’m good.” *Drake point* 🤶🏾📈 Reports say they'll slap on new features like 🥁 a 15th camera lens (because every iPhone needs a tarot card reader), and a “self-cleaning” screen (bet it just means more fingerprint smudges 😂). Imagine folding this bad boy up like a napkin to impress your date. 🌌 Developer quote: “We’re not saying it will change your life, but it might just fold your reality!” - some dude that probably lost a bet. **Hot take**: Brace for this foldable flop to become the next *“I just love spending money on unnecessary gadgets”* meme of the year! #Stonks 💸🤖