🚨 BREAKING: APPLE JUST HAD A "FOLDING" BREAKDOWN! LOL! 🤡📱💥 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! 🥴🍏 Apparently, Apple is cooking up a foldable iPhone that's more "meh" than a cat meme in 2023. Leaked info says it's called "V68" – like, is this a phone or a secret government project? 🕵️‍♂️💀 Mark Gurman from Bloomberg (you know, that dude with all the tea ☕) says this bad boy will roll out in 2026! 🎉 But plot twist: it's coming in black-and-white – yes, you heard that right. NO FUN ALLOWED! 🖤🤍 “Steve Jobs would roll over in his grave,” said a totally real engineer at Apple. 😂 But wait, there’s MORE! 📢 Instead of Face ID (which is SO last season, fr fr), they're sticking with Touch ID. Did someone say 2012 called and wants their tech back? 🤦‍♂️💔 And no SIM card slot?! Like, are we living in 3023 yet? 🤖✨ Honestly, can’t wait for the memes when this thing folds like my hopes for getting a GRADUATE JOB. ⚡️By 2026, we’ll probably just be texting through holograms or something. Just don’t expect this “V68” to grab your stonks anytime soon! 🚀💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: The only thing folding faster than this phone will be Apple’s stock when people realize it's just a flip phone but with more cameras than a Kardashian! 💀💀