🚨💼💥 BREAKING: Apple is about to drop an iPhone that folds like your hopes and dreams after a breakup! 💔📱🤡 Yeah, you heard that right! 🍏✨ The *FIRST* foldable iPhone is incoming, and it’s got more cameras than you have friends! 😱📸 Five cameras? Bro, are we taking photos or planning a bank heist? 🔫💰✨ Our sources say it’s gonna be sleek black and white 🤖🖤🤍—kinda like my soul after a Monday meeting. And get this, NO MORE VISIBLE CREASE! 😤🔥 You mean to tell me you’re FINALLY putting in the effort to hide that cringe? 🤣 Stonks! 📈💪 🗣️ "Our new color palette is inspired by the existential dread of owning a smartphone!" - (totally real) Apple Developer 🤦‍♂️ And let's be honest, just like your ex, the iPhone Foldable will look nice but will probably bend under pressure. 🥴💀 This is fine! 🔥😅 🔥 HOT TAKE: Prediction time! Apple is gonna *accidentally* leak a video of this thing folding AND exploding simultaneously, and it’ll go viral faster than you can say "let me update my OS!" 🚀💥💸 So grab your wallets and get ready to make some questionable financial choices, fam! 🤑🤌💥 #iPhoneFoldYourLife 😤📅