🚨 BREAKING NEWS, PEASANTS 🚨: The iPhone Fold is about to hit the scene like a TikTok dance challenge nobody asked for! 💀📱💥 According to *totally not made-up sources*, this bad boy’s display is so big 👀, you might just need to apply for a permit to fold it in public! Get ready for cameras that are sharper than your ex’s dagger eyes when you mention your new girlfriend! 🎯💔 Rumor has it the iPhone Fold will *actually* allow you to take selfies that don't look like a potato’s backside. 🍟👀 “I can’t wait to see how they’ll charge DOUBLE the price for a phone that folds like my willpower at a buffet,” said a *completely legit* Apple developer who probably doesn’t exist. 🙃💰💸 But for real, Apple’s scheming on some wild stuff for their 2026 lineup; I’m talking iPhone microwaves and toaster ovens that cater to your every flaky whim! 🍞📱 🔥🤖 Hot take: Next year, we’ll all be flipping phones more than pancakes at a Sunday brunch, while the rest of the world is still figuring out how to charge their devices with solar power! ☀️💤 Until then, stay cringe, fam! 🕶️✌️ #iPhoneFold #NotMyPhone #Apple #ChillYourStonks