🚨🔥 **BREAKING: Tech World Goes Full Origami!** 📱✂️ Okay fam, gather 'round because the folding phone wars are about to get WILD! 🤪💥 While we sit here on our thumbs waiting for the **iPhone Fold** (seriously, my thumbs have INDEPENDENTLY evolved to be more productive than Apple 🤖💔), **Samsung** and **Huawei** are out here folding phones like they’re playing poker 🎴💰! Samsung’s dropping a **trifold** phone, and I mean — do they even have a *real* design team or just a couple of kids with a glue gun and a Dream? 😳💀 Meanwhile, Huawei basically said, “Hold my baozi 🍜” and whipped out their second-gen *bifold* (or is it trifled? 🤔) phone that’s more complex than my love life. Definitely not the “new phone who dis?” vibe we’re looking for! 👀 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We just keep putting more folds in the phones because we ran out of ideas. Back to the drawing board!” 🎨💔 Like, imagine pulling this out at dinner and your date sees that 8-inch screen unfolding like a sandwich 🥪. Based. SO, here’s the hot take: by 2025, we’ll all have smartphones that fold into wallets, and then we’ll start folding our wallets into bricks. 🔥💯 **This is fine.** #FoldedReality #Stonks #MemeLord