🚨💀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s attempting to save the planet while guzzling electric juice like a frat boy at an all-you-can-drink kegger! 🥴 “We’re unlocking a 'critical technology pathway’ to a clean energy future,” says the suit at Google. Like, bro, are you srs? 🤡 Meanwhile, AI is straight-up flexing like *“I need that energy, fam!”* ⚡💻 Say goodbye to your clean conscience, and hello to a carbon footprint larger than your ex's laundry pile! 😂🤑🛌 Remember when we were all vibing to "This is fine" while the earth cooked? 😬🌎 Now it’s more like “This is definitely NOT fine” as we spy *AI* casually roasting the planet on 1,000-degree servers. IT’S A TRAP! 🚀 💬 Leaked convo between some Googlers: 👨‍💻 Guy #1: "Dude, should we cut emissions?" 👨‍💻 Guy #2: "Naaah, just tweet about it. LOL." 👨‍💻 Guy #3: "Stonks!" So are tech giants like Google heroes in capes or just big ol’ smoke machines? You tell me! 🤔💭 **Unhinged prediction:** By 2025, AI will either save the world or we’ll all be living in a Mad Max reboot. And by 2030? We're all gonna be energy-dieting. So much *cope*! 🔥💀💯