🚨🔥💥 BREAKING NEWS STRAIGHT OUTTA THE APPLE ORCHARD!!! 🍏🤯 Fasten your seatbelts because today’s installment of 9to5Mac Daily makes me feel like I just drank 100 shots of espresso and then watched "The Matrix" on fast forward! 💀💼💨 Let's dive in. First up: the rumored iPhone Fold! 📱➡️📖 Because who needs a normal phone when you can have one that doubles as a snack holder?? 😂🍕 I mean, at this point, Apple might as well throw a mini microwave in there too. "When life gives you folds, make it a sandwich!" - probably some tech bro named Chad. Next, it’s the showdown between Apple and the DOJ. 🍎⚖️ Cue the dramatic music! Think of it as the Avengers but instead of heroes, we got lawyers in suits, and instead of saving the world, they just want to save your data from Tim Cook's grip. 👀👨‍⚖️ “Oh, you're telling me the government wants more transparency?” 😂🧐 Based, but also, cringe. As always, big shoutout to our sponsors, Bitwarden! Because who doesn't love managing a thousand passwords using an app that sounds like the name of a sci-fi spaceship? 🤖💼 And now for my hot take: Imagine an iPhone that also acts as a fully functional microwave… "Apple's new iChef: Cooking your apps because they’re too hot to handle!" 📲🔥💰 Share this madness, and let's watch my prediction become the next big thing! 🤪🚀💥 #TechChaos#MemeTheWorld