🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 📱💥 Got an iPhone still rocking that ancient Lightning port like it's 2012? 🤣 Say no more, fam! The tech gods have blessed us with a new case that slaps a USB-C port onto your old-school device like it’s a fresh pair of Yeezys! 🤯🔥 "iPhone users, just take the L," said a developer we just made up, “but with this case, you can pretend you’re living in 2023.” 🥴💀 Imagine this: you’re at Starbucks, flexing your USB-C prowess with a case that screams “I'm WOKE,” while the normies look on in envy. 💅✨ But hold up, are we really just slapping a new port onto something that’s STILL a glorified calculator? 💰🤖 Honestly, Apple is just out here playing chess while we’re all stuck at checkers. “Why upgrade to USB-C when you can pay $49.99 for a case?” 😂 Stonks? More like sunk! 🚫📉 In conclusion, do you know what this is? This is fine. Just fine. 😅🔥 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll all be using holographic 3D iPhones projected from our foreheads, and this case will be a relic in the tech museum next to the floppy disk. Get ready to flex that USB-C port at the next family BBQ, because the future is CRINGEWORTHY! 🥳🚀💫 #iPhoneDrama