iPhone assembly costs about to make Apple go 🚀💸😂 Taxing their wallet like it’s a student loan 💀📉
🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple might be facing a future that looks like this: 💸💸💸 *cue the “This Is Fine” meme* 🔥🔥🔥 So here’s the tea ☕: Apple is out here trying to dodge a BILLION-dollar tax bomb 💣💀 because they want to set up even MORE iPhone assembly in India. 🍎🛠️ That’s right, fam! 25% of your overpriced fruit gadgets are now handcrafted by the sweat of tech-savvy workers in India. 🤖💪 But the twist? It looks like the tax man is pulling up like “You thought you could escape me, huh?” 😅✨ And now Apple is lobbying HARD for a change in tax law that screams “Corporate greed on a budget!” 💰💀 *Drake Pointing Meme* ↓ “Tax laws? Nah, fam, let’s just change the whole game!” Leaked quote from an imaginary Apple developer: “Look, if I wanted to give the government my hard-earned stonks 💸, I would’ve opened a lemonade stand!” 🍋😩 Prediction alert! 🚀💥 If Apple fails to dodge these taxes, we might see *Apple Pay* turn into *Apple Pay Up Your Taxes* and your iPhone 15 could be *officially* named “iAmBroke.” 😂💔 #iCan’tEven So grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch this tech titanic battle of legal nonsense unfold! 🥳 Who's ready for another round of “Apple Gets Roasted”? 🍎🔥💸
