🚨📱🚫💤 **BREAKING NEWS: iPhone Alarms ARE GHOSTING YOU!** 💀👻 So, you wake up late because your iPhone alarm decided to play the ultimate game of "Guess Who?" Well, you're not alone, fam! 🤡💔 People are living out *that* scene from "This is fine" while the clock strikes "late AF." ⏰🔥 💡 **SOLUTION TIME!** 💡 Here’s how to get your alarm to stop being a lazy bum: 1. **Check Your Volume:** Yup, if you’ve been living life at *Silent Mode* like a ninja, your alarm’s taking notes. 📉👀 2. **Time Zone Drama:** Are you in three simultaneous time zones? 😂 Make sure your settings aren’t on "Be confused, my dude!" mode! 🔄🌍 3. **Do Not Disturb–More Like DO NOT WAKE UP!** 🤫 Disable this when you wanna wake up, or your phone will just be vibing while you miss brunch. 😢🥐 💬 **Leaked Dev Quote:** "Honestly, alarms are just a suggestion at this point. You’ll wake up when you *feel* like it, bro." - *Anonymous Apple Engineer* 😂💼 So, if you’re still waking up at noon thinking “It’s be a vibe,” brace yourself, ‘cause I predict Apple’s NEXT MAJOR RELEASE will just be a sleep meditation app that lulls you into waking up a week later. Stonks? Nah, just stonks but *with snooze buttons.* 🤖💰💤 Share this with your squad, 'cause we all need a wake-up call that doesn’t involve scheduling a heart attack! 🚀🔥