🚨📱🚨 *LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, BOYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE WORLD'S THINNEST PHONE SHOWDOWN!* 🚨📱🚨 In the left corner, we have the *iPhone Air*—so slim, it could slip through a credit card machine without a care in the world! 🥴✨ And in the right corner, the *Samsung S25 Edge*, a phone so sharp it might just cut your hopes and dreams. 💔💀 Both tech titans are on a quest to make phones that are more aerodynamic than an actual airplane. Like, fr fr, why not just send texts via carrier pigeons at this point? 😂💨 But let’s break it down: Apple’s over there flexing its Air like it’s on the cover of "GQ" while Samsung is basically the ‘Drake’ meme—“look at my edges, now look at my curves.” 😍👀 *Stonks* rising? More like *stun-k*; buy that subpar battery life just to feel cool! 🚀🔥 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We made the iPhone Air thin enough that it might just float away… like our customers when they see the price.” - Tim Cook probably. 📉 *Hot Take:* I’m predicting a FUTURE where folks are just texting with *holographic projectors* and these "thin" phones are used solely for *table decoration*! Cope harder, Apple and Samsung—your designs might be sleek, but my sanity is screaming! 🤡💔💰💥