🚨📱 ATTENTION, PHONE FREAKS! 🚨📱 The *barely-thick* smackdown we never asked for has arrived: iPhone Air vs. Samsung S25 Edge! It’s like the Avengers vs. the Justice League if both teams decided to skip leg day! 💀💪 In one corner, we’ve got the iPhone Air, so thin it’s practically a piece of A4 paper with a too-hot-to-handle price tag! 💸💅 Apple’s like, “What’s thickness? I only do *lightweight*.” 🦅✨ Meanwhile, Samsung's S25 Edge is flexing with more curves than a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🔥 It's like the phone was designed during a caffeine overdose. 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just rounded the edges so it’s hard for users to tell if they’re holding a phone or a really fancy paperweight.” 🤖🤡 But fam, let’s get real: are we here for *functionality* or just to feel superior while trying to FaceTime our cats? 🤔😼 Drake's pointing at both phones like, “This is fine, but I’d still download the next iPhone update and regret my life choices!” No cap, at this point, all we need is a phone that can order our DoorDash without getting stuck in an infinite update loop. 📦🔥 Prediction Alert: In 2025, all phones will just merge into one super slim device, and it’ll be called the “iSam” — and it’ll still make calls worse than your uncle. 🚀💰🔥 Share if you’re ready to ditch your thumbs for a single iSam finger swipe! 🤳💥