🚨📱 *BREAKING NEWS: the BLOAT-FEST is over!* 📱🚨 🍏 iPhone Air vs. 📱 Galaxy S25 Edge: the THINNEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD is here, folks! And my dude, if you thought phones were just slabs of glass, think again! These bad boys are so skinny they need a personal trainer to stay upright! 💪🤡 The iPhone Air is flaunting its "hey, I’m practically a credit card" aesthetic, while the S25 Edge is like, "Step aside, I’m here to take selfies so crisp, they could cut glass!" 🔪✨ It’s giving "hot girl summer" but make it *tech.* Developer #1: "Honestly? We just wanted to make phones that can slip through your fingers while scrolling TikTok. No cap." 🤷‍♂️ Developer #2: “If I wanted a thicker phone, I’d go back to my Nokia 3310 and throw it at people!” 😂💀 But let’s keep it real – if these phones were any thinner, we’d need an ‘emergency call’ button for when they slip out of our hands and into oblivion! 🤖🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: Within 5 years, we’ll be using holographic phones that project from our foreheads. Mark my words. You’ll be FaceTiming while looking in the mirror! 👁️💸 #GalacticBrainMoves So what’s it gonna be? Thin, fat, or just a glowing orb that plays music and allows you to summon pizza? 🍕💥 SHARE THIS CHAOS!