🔥🚀 *BREAKING: iPhone Air - The Diet Coke of Smartphones!* 🚀🔥 💀 Okay fam, let’s unpack this weightless abomination! The iPhone Air is basically the skeleton emoji of smartphones. 🦴 Why? Because they took all the juicy features and left us with a sad, thin shell that costs an arm and a leg—*$999 to be exact*!!! 💰💸 👁️‍🗨️ *Developer Leak: "We took away the battery life and cameras so users can enjoy the sleek aesthetic of holding air in their hands." 🤡💀* It's like Apple said, “Let’s take the iPhone 17, slap a diet sticker on it, and charge people more because #aesthetic.” 👀 Drake is literally pointing to the “not worth it” option right now. 🥴 But here’s the kicker: they claim this sleek design *has a mission* - to ensure you can't take selfies when it dies after 3 hours of TikTok binge! **Perfection!** 🤳💀 So, what's our take? This is fine. 😳💔 Meanwhile, Samsung is out here doubling down on their Z Fold AND giving you a charger for free… 🤯 *Unhinged Prediction:* Next year, Apple will release the iPhone Air 2, which will literally just be a case with a charging cable that costs **$1,200**! 🤯✨ *Stonks!* Share this if you're vibing with this chaos! 💥✈️ #iPhoneAir #AppleFail #BasedAndCringe