🚨📱 HOLD THE PHONES, THE iPHONE AIR HAS LANDED AND IT’S THINNER THAN MY WILL TO LIVE! 💀😱 Apple just dropped the iPhone Air, and it’s so thin it might just slip through a wormhole into another dimension! 🤯 Are we sure they weren’t measuring it against the paper-thin excuses for our monthly bills? 📉💸 This bad boy is “strikingly thin” – great at feeling like air, but can it even survive a fall? 🤔💔 “It’s like holding a whisper,” said one anonymous dev, “but also a disaster waiting to happen.” 🚀👀 Pretty sure the only thing thinner is my patience when trying to explain tech to my boomer relatives. You know what’s really funny? They say compromises come with pushing boundaries... but we all know they just pushed the *price* boundary to "my wallet is crying." 😂💰💀 Meanwhile, every Apple fanboy is out here like Drake pointing at the iPhone Air with the “based” face while secretly seething about it bursting into flames.🔥🛑 🔥 So what’s the hot take? In 5 years, “thinner” will mean “nonexistent,” and the iPhone will just come with a promised “*feel*” app for nostalgic users. 🤖📲💨💥 #iPhoneAir #thisisfine #stonks