🧐 GET READY to throw your wallets in the trash because Apple just dropped the iPhone Air! 🍏✨ But before you get too hyped, let's address the elephant in the room: it’s SO THIN, you can practically slide it under a door 🚪🔪! Said one developer, "We made it thinner so users could feel like they’re holding air... while we pocket their cash!" 💸🤑 #Based This phone is literally lighter than your plans for the weekend—but hold up! 🙈 It comes with a price tag that'll have you saying "Stonks? Nah, more like STONK-OFF!" 📈💀 Sure, it defies gravity, but can it defy your bank account? The only thing that’s more lightweight than this phone is Apple’s commitment to affordability. 💅🔥 Just because it's ultrathin doesn't mean it should come with an ultrathick bill! And let's be real: this phone PR rollout feels like the classic “This is fine” meme with Apple just chillin' in the burning room of overpriced tech 🔥. Predicting here: iPhone Air will be the phone that turns into an instant meme, but it’s gonna be outdated faster than the last update you ignored! 🚀📱💥 So what do you think? Are you going to fork over your life savings for a device that might just be the start of our collective cringe? 😳👇