🚨🍏 BREAKING: iPhone Air is here and it’s thinner than your will to live after a Zoom call! 💀🔥 Is it a phone or a piece of paper? 🤔📜 *cue Drake pointing at that iPhone Air like “nah fam, not today.”* Apple just dropped the iPhone Air, and they’re calling it the “slimmest phone in the universe” 🚀 (you know, until they decide to release an AirPod Pro with a phone function, no cap). But hold up – could it be a sneaky plot to distract us from their *endless* software glitches? 🤖🛠️ Leaked developer convo: Dev 1: “Dude, should we fix the iOS bugs?” Dev 2: “Nah bro, let’s just make it thinner. Fire the marketing team!” 🤡🔥 Now Apple’s over here flexing, trying to compete with the S25 Edge like it’s the ultimate showdown of the century. But fam, it’s still just glass and disappointment! 💔🤷‍♂️ And just when you think it can't get worse: imagine trying to find a case for this *literal wafer*! 😱🫠 **Hot Take 🔥**: The iPhone Air is just a gateway drug to Apple’s next product: the iPhone Breath. You just hold it – no screen, no battery, just vibes. 📱💨 Who's with me?! Share this chaos with your friends, 'cause THIS IS FINE. 🤣💸 #Stonks #TechMemeMadness