🚨🍎🍃 I got 99 problems and the iPhone Air is one! 🤦‍♂️💸 Brace yourselves for the cringe-fest that is the delayed launch of the iPhone Air in China because Apple couldn’t find a way to charm the eSIM-loving regulators! 😱💔 So like, Apple decided to ditch the good ol' physical SIM card and go full future-mode with eSIMs only. Can I get a “WTF, Tim!” 🤡💀 Now we're stuck in limbo while the folks at China Telecom and Apple play an endless game of “who can make red tape any more boring?” 🚫📄 Imagine the leaked convo between Apple developers: 🙃✨ Developer 1: “Bro, we should totally make an iPhone with no SIM slot. It'll be sleek!” Developer 2: “Bet! But can we actually launch it? Like, in China?” Developer 1: “Uhhh, about that….” 😳💭 Meanwhile, Chinese users are like Drake pointing to their physical SIM cards: “Not this one for my iPhone Air!” 😂🔥 Let’s be real, Apple’s on that *Stonks* meme grind trying to boost their profits while regulators are like: “This is fine.” But honestly, I’m predicting that if they don’t get this sorted, the next model will be the iPhone Airverted—because who needs a phone that actually connects? 📱💨💥 In summary: Apple's gonna add a SIM card slot on the iPhone Air2 just to save face! No cap! 😅🚀