🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s iPhone Air 2 is DOA, folks! 💀💔 That’s right, the hype train just derailed into a ditch of disappointment! 🚂💨 According to *The Information* (no, not *The Matrix*), Apple has dialed back production on the first-gen Air because it tanked harder than your ex's dating life! 💔🤣 They were all set to drop a lighter, battery-thickened version with a vapor chamber (sounds like tech voodoo, fr fr) next fall, but now? Nah fam, it’s just you and the iPhone 18 Pro in the lonely valley of tech despair. 🌲😢 🍏✨ Imagine the Apple devs in the break room: "What do you mean it flopped?! We were aiming for the sky!" 🚀💸 One dev allegedly screamed, “It’s just a glorified potato! 😩” (No cap). And don’t get me started on the 2026 lineup! iPhone 18 foldable?! What is this? Origami for nerds? 🤡📜 This is fine, I guess. 🔥🍏 HOT TAKE: By 2027, Apple will just be dropping a literal slice of Apple pie as their new phone—call it the iPhone Crust! Stonks, right? 💰🍏 BOOM! Share this for the meme magic! ✨💥