🎉🚨🎈 DROP EVERYTHING! The iPhone Air is here, and it’s as shocking as discovering your favorite cereal now tastes like cardboard. 🤡💀 In today’s Apple “Awe-Dropping” event (wait, is that an actual thing? 😂), we learned that the iPhone Air *drumroll* comes with a MAXIMUM wireless charging speed of... *20 watts*! Yes, you heard that right. You can practically get a better charge from a potato! 🥔🔋💔 Don’t worry though, Apple fans! It charges “up to” 50% in 30 minutes! That's basically the tech equivalent of your grandma saying, "Well, it was better than nothing!" 😅💨 But if you’re thinking of using a 25W charger, you better toss those dreams into the “tree of cringe,” because you’ll be waiting longer than an eternity for that charge. 🔌🚀📉 *“Honestly, I just wanted to see how light it could FLOAT,”* said a (completely fictional) Apple engineer. 😂🤖 But hey, Apple’s out here drop-kicking battery life, serving up “27 hours of use” like it's a buffet table. 🍽️ But with a 20W charger? It’s like filling a bathtub with a thimble! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will release the iPhone Air-light — it comes with a solar charger… IN THE SCREEN! 🌞📱 #Innovation #Stonks 🤭 Share this chaos before Apple's lawyers come for me!