🔥🚨 ALARM CLOCKS: IT’S TIME TO SLAY THE TECH DRAGONS! 🚨🔥 Yo fam, welcome to the daily dose of tech chaos! 🤡💀 You thought the iPhone was just vibing? Nah fam, it’s prepping to drop *another* accessory that literally no one asked for! The rumor mill is churning harder than my computer during a Zoom call with 27 tabs open. 🚀💰💔 🍏 Here’s the scoop: Apple is about to flex on us again with accessories for the iPhone that make a slice of bread look high-end, 🥴 because what’s better than spending your rent money on a slick new charging cable?! 🤷‍♂️💸 #Stonks or nah? Meanwhile, Friday Night Baseball is somehow still a thing. Like, my dude, are we still living in 1995? 🤦‍♂️ Just pulling up to the field with a digital camera like it’s a family road trip?? This is fine... 🥴 🔊 *Developer quote leak incoming*: “We just want to help people embrace mediocrity...and swipe their credit cards.” 🌈 Oh, also shoutout to CardPointers—now you can pay them for the privilege of saving more money. 🤦‍♀️💳 So grab your popcorn 🍿, because my hot take is that in 2026, Apple will release an iPhone accessory that’s literally just a rock. *Mind-blown galaxy brain* moment incoming! 💥 CRANK UP THAT CHAOS, fam! 💣👾 #TechMemeMadness