🚨APPLE SNOOZE FEST 2025 ALERT! 🚨🍏💤 Hold onto your butts, fam, because we've entered the most exciting iPhone era since... well, forever! 😴💤 If you’ve ever wanted to get your hands on a phone that’s basically the same but slightly different, BOY are you in for a treat!🎉💸 I tested every single iPhone model from the past 87 decades (💀) and collected the crème de la crème of the fruit-flavored tech 🍎. Spoiler alert: it’s almost like the last iPhone but with slightly different colors and a camera that could probably see into the next dimension! 👁️👁️ Shoutout to one dev who said, “Bro, we’re basically just mixing the last models in a blender and calling it innovation.” 😂🔥 Like, fr fr, this is peak Apple Cope. 💅💅 For all you budget buyers out there, you get a 10% discount on disappointment! Stonks go down when you realize you’re paying a grand for the same vibe. 📉💰💔 And here's my hot take: Apple’s gonna release an iPhone that unironically tells you to just accept fate and buy a flip phone instead. This is fine. 😎🔮🔥👾 #iPhone2025 #MoreOfTheSame #TakeMyMoney✨