🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone 20 GON’ GIVE US NO BUTTONS! 💥🚨 That’s right, fam! 🍏 Apple is *totally* throwing out all the physical buttons ‘cause, like, who needs to press anything in 2025? 🤷‍♂️ Leaked sources (a.k.a. Tim Cook’s therapist) say we’re getting solid-state buttons with haptic feedback. Yes, you heard that right — your phone is going to GHOST you with vibrations instead of good ol’ clickety-clicks! 👻🔊 So the new iPhone is gonna be an ALL-GLASS experience. Ngl, it sounds like it could double as a window! 🏢🥴 But let's be real – if I wanted to swipe my life away, I’d get a job at a Jenna Marbles video editor’s house. 😂💅 Meanwhile, Apple’s sitting in the corner like Drake: “Physical buttons? Nah, we’re doing the solid-state dance” 🤖💃 This is gonna turn into a *real* “This is fine” meme moment when you’re trying to call the pizza guy and you can’t even find the "dial" button. 🍕🤡 And here’s my hot take: in 10 years we’ll be pressing our phones with telepathy! 🤯 Mark my words! 🧠💥 #iPhone20 #HapticWhatNow 💰 STONKS or CRINGE? You decide! 💰🔥