🚨🔮 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 18 Pro to save us from the iPhone 17 Pro's CRINGE GLASS CUTOUT! 🤦‍♂️💔💥 Hold onto your butts, fam! 🍑💨 Apple is *finally* listening to the big brained masses who are screaming “NO CAP, THAT DESIGN IS TRASH!” 🗑️ And by “listening,” I mean they’re probably just like, “How can we charge $1,500 for this hot trash?” 💸 Rumor has it the iPhone 18 Pro might ditch that glass-cutout monstrosity that makes it look like the phone went through a sad glass recycling bin accident. 😭📱💔 “At this rate,” says an *alleged* Apple dev, “we’re just making design choices that get 12-year-olds on TikTok to meme about us. 🤡 But hey, stonks.” 📈 In the wild world of tech, this feels like a Drake meme: “Designs I want” vs. “Designs I actually get.” 😂🕺 Get ready for a glow-up, folks! This next-gen iPhone coming in hotter than your uncle’s grill 🔥 might just be the aesthetic renaissance we need. Forget the glass cutout and let’s pray for a moonstone-infused, fully modular, 8K-screened, holographic beauty! 🌕🤖✨ Prediction? By 2025, Apple will launch a *literal* phone that can teleport you to the nearest Apple Store because we’re not even trying to be reasonable anymore, fam. 🚀👽💰