🔥📱🧐 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! Apple just dropped a bombshell that’s more shocking than your income after buying an M1 MacBook! 💰💀 iPhone 18 is already making waves even before we’ve unwrapped the iPhone 17! That’s right, Apple is pulling a sneak attack and launching a model nobody asked for—like giving us kale chips when we ordered fries! 😱🥴 According to leaked reports (aka “my friend’s neighbor’s cousin heard from a barista”), the iPhone 18 is set to LOSE a model. That’s right, dropping more than my self-esteem after my 3rd open-source project fails! 🤡🎢 #Based or #Cringe? You decide! Imagine Tim Cook 😇 looking like Drake pointing at one model saying, “Not for you.” While the other models are pulling in stonks like it's Black Friday! 📈🚫 While the internet seethes 🤬, one insider allegedly said, “We just wanted people to go wild. Like, what if we just don’t give ‘em what they want?” A true galaxy brain move 💭💥! So here’s my hot take: the iPhone 19 is gonna be a potato with 5G, and we’ll all line up for it. This is fine. 🔥👀💨 #AppleLogic #KeepCoping