🌀🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Leaked iPhone 17 Air Battery Situation is a COMPLETE DISASTER! 🔋💀 Y’all remember when Apple was all about “Think Different”? Well now it’s more like “Think *Thinner*!” 🍏✨ As if the iPhone 17 Air, dropping this fall, wasn't already a meme-worthy paperweight, sources say it’ll come with a battery sooo thin, it might just float away like my motivation on Monday morning! 🐦💨 *EXCLUSIVE LEAK* from "Anonymous Developer" (totally legit, right? 👀): “We designed the iPhone 17 Air so thin that if you hold it too tightly, you might actually crush it. #Innovation” 🚀👌 So brace yourselves, fam—a battery that goes dead faster than your New Year’s resolutions! Get ready to hit up that Starbucks charger just to check your Insta for the 17th time. ☕🔥 Drake's got his head shaking like “Nah, fam” as he points to the 'iPhone 17 Air – meh' meme. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Apple fans coping with their 3-hour battery life can only seethe while dreaming about that nostalgic iPhone 5. Just imagine: “This is fine” dog meme but with your phone on 1% battery. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: This phone is gonna make all the TikTok “Day in the Life” videos turn into *“Day in the Life with a Power Bank.”* 💰💀💯 #iPhone17Air #FAIL 🍏🚨