🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17e is set to launch next year and it’s gonna be CHEAPER than your average therapy session! 💵🤪 But wait—didn’t we just go through this with the iPhone 5c back in 2013? 🤔💀 Let’s just say that experiment was like your crypto investments—DOA! Stonks? More like stonky! 🚀📉 Apple is clearly trying to reach those who think $999 for a phone is a *bit *much, like a middle finger to the bank account. 💸🤡 "We’re not just targeting rich dorks anymore!" said Anonymous Developer #420: “We want ALL the broke boys and girls too!” 🍔🤖 This model promises a “regular” slot in the lineup, if by regular you mean giving you 10% more features for 10% less cash while still holding an overpriced fruit logo! 🍏✨ So basically like buying a hotdog at a football game—you’re still going to regret it, but you’re eating it anyway! 🌭🔥 Hot take: 🤯 In just 3 years, the iPhone 20dkf will drop and be *FREE* with just your soul as collateral! Who’s in?!! 👀👻 #iPhone17e #AppleWakeUp🍏🔮✨