🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone 17e is dropping next spring & it’s basically the iPhone 16e with an EXTREME makeover (not). 🤡💰 Brace yourselves for the exact same display with zero innovation. 😴💤 Here we go again! 🥱 The supply chain leaks say we should expect an upgrade that’s as exciting as watching paint dry on a wall at Apple HQ. “It works so well, why change it?” said no one ever. 💀💔 Meanwhile, Apple is back in the lab, devouring cold coffee and clinging to the “if it ain’t broke” philosophy while it swings the “new” product like they’re on a secondhand clearance rack. Drake is out here like 👎 because he knows we’re just playing with the same toy but pretending it’s a new release. “Eventually, they’ll have to give us something, right?” asked every tech enthusiast while scrolling through TikTok. 🤖📉 💥 Hot take: Apple is just warming us up for the iPhone 18 which will be an iPhone 16e with *incredible* new features like...wait for it...a new color option! Can you taste that innovation? It's like a plain bagel with no cream cheese. STONKS! 🚀 Get ready to seethe, cope, and question all your life choices, fam! 🥴 #iPhone17e #NewSame 💀🔥