🚨🍏BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 Unleashed 🍏🚨 Ladies and gents, gather 'round! The *legendary* Apple has dropped the iPhone 17 like it’s hot 🔥, but here’s the gag: it’s basically the same as the iPhone 16 but with a fancier display and a camera that’s 0.05 mm better. Yay! 🎉👀 🤖🤡 Developer quote leak: “We just updated the camera sensor, so it can take even more pics of your cat. #Innovation” — Tim Cook’s *literally* night shift intern 💀😴 And get this—iPhone 16 just decided to go full clearance sale mode and is now $100 less! 💰💸 So if you wanted to make it rain but also be a basic human, do you want the new hotness or the slightly-less-hot-and-cheaper model? 🤔💭 Drake is pointing right at the iPhone 16 like “No cap, it’s still fire”🔥, while the iPhone 17 has that "stun lock" effect, peeking at the *intelligent* folks who don’t want to subsidize Apple's next yacht. 🔥👽 Prediction Alert: In 6 months, Tim will announce the “iPhone 17S” that’s literally just an iPhone 17 with a slightly different shade of green. Girlie is *tired* of this! Get your memes and share this chaos – the tech world is *officially* on fire! 🚀🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine