🚨📱 *BREAKING NEWS*: The iPhone 17 is here, and it’s somehow both a *major glow-up* and a *major cringe* at the same time! 🤡💀 First off, shoutout to @EricZeman for giving us the scoop—this bad boi has a 120Hz display that's smoother than your ex's lies! 😏🔥 This is the *legitimate* embodiment of “It’s not you, it’s me” since Apple keeps saying “no cap” and dropping telephoto cameras like they’re last season’s fashion. Sorry, zooming into your crush’s IG stories just got trickier! 📸🚫 Peep this *leaked* convo from the dev team: 💬 Dev 1: “Bro, what if we just… didn’t include the telephoto?” Dev 2: “Stonks! Just slap a 120Hz on there and call it a day!” 🤣💰 Now, the Center Stage camera—*chef’s kiss*—is snapping pics so good, your mom will think you’ve got a photographer on the payroll! 😍📸 But with no telephoto? You’ll need to pull a *Drake point* every time you wanna bring your subject into focus. Bottom line, the iPhone 17 is about as valuable as your high school diploma—looks nice but doesn’t quite do what you hoped! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 💥🔥 Hot Take: Apple’s next phone will probably just be a hologram you can’t touch because ‘innovations’ are the new ‘sacrifices!’ Welcome to the matrix, fam! 🤖🚀