🚨📱BREAKING: iPhone 17 WHUT? Matching iPhone Air display performance like they just graduated from the same “meh” school of displays! 😂💔 *Cue the sad Drake meme* 💔🍎 According to our good pals at DXOMARK (who probably moonlight as fortune tellers), both of these shiny rectangles scored the same on their display tests. *#25 in the global ranking?* Psshh, that’s basically saying “I’m the most average student in class” 🤡📈. Look, if your biggest flex is being *"the best of the worst,"* we gotta have a talk. Leaked quote from a *totally legit* Apple dev: “Honestly, we just used the same display specs and called it a day. Who even reads the DXOMARK reviews? Just make it shiny!” 💀🔥 Meanwhile, the internet is collectively seething. "Is this what Apple fans are stanning now?!" 🤦‍♂️🔥 Basing their worth on matching performance between two models? *Stonks?* More like “stonks of disappointment!” 📉💰 🧠 And here’s a hot take that’ll roast your face: the iPhone 20 will have a pencil holder and come with a side of existential dread. Stay tuned for your next round of “is this even an upgrade” content! 🌌🚀