🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s Universe is About to Get a Little More Colorful! 🎨💁‍♂️ You heard that right! The iPhone 17 might be dropping either a fresh PURPLE or a leafy GREEN to make us feel like we're living in a Lilac Wonderland or a Kermit meme! 🍇🌿🤩 Sources say it’s a tense showdown between the grape squad and the salad squad (and you thought your family gatherings were chaotic). According to our “inside source” (cough cough, leaker Majin Bu), Apple is sitting in a boardroom like: "Do we want to be extra fruity? Or keep it eco-friendly?" 🍏🔥 Literally, Apple is making decisions like it’s a TikTok challenge. On one side, we have the galaxy-brain folks loving the aesthetic vibe of Purple; on the flip side, we have those who seethe over green being the ultimate eco-chic choice! 🧠💥 Let’s be real: Do we even need new colors? These phones are basically the same every year, and y’all still buying them like they’re the latest Yeezys! 🤣💰 So, let’s roast Apple for their existential color crisis - just don’t forget to flex with that shiny new phone in all its pastel glory! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: The iPhone 17 will come in *two* colors: “Promised Features” and “Broken Dreams” 💀💀! Stonks trading at your local Apple Store will be on the rise! 🤑🚀