🚨🎉 STOP THE PRESSES! The iPhone 17 Pro just made us all look like that “This is Fine” dog while we waited for reverse wireless charging like it was the Holy Grail! 🐶🔥 So like, Apple was all like “hmm, we’ve got a shiny new glass window with a centered Apple logo. Let’s add reverse wireless charging!” But then they said “Nah, fam, let's just leave ya guys with bigger batteries and dreams.” 😳💔 Rumor has it they had a secret meeting where Tim Cook whipped out a presentation titled “Why Charging Your Buddies' Devices is Lame” and off they went! 💰🤑💀 One *alleged* developer was overheard saying, “We can’t let people charge AirPods with the iPhone, or they might forget they need a new MacBook too!” Talk about a major cope! 😂 So here we are, back to begging for power banks like we’re in an episode of Survivor. Btw, is it just me or is Apple basically just the universe's “Most Expensive Thermostat”? 😂🔥🚀 **Hot take:** In 10 years, we’ll all be wearing “Apple Charging Collars” that charge our phones while we walk, and people will pay $999 for them. Mark my words! 👽📱💸💀