🚨🎉 BREAKING: APPLE JUST DROPPED THE IPHONE 17 PRO AND PRO MAX! 🚀🔥 But wait... Who cares? You’ll still be broke! 💸💀 In the cosmic chaos of tech innovation 🤖, Apple decided to roll out the iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max, which basically scream: "I’m not different, but I cost more!" 💰🤡 With a slick new two-tone design that’s just a hot glue mess of shiny metal and glass, it’s like your phone took a bath in a Pinterest board! ✂️📸 And can we talk about that *Camera Plateau*? Yeah, Apple’s trying to make it sound like a Netflix series, but it's really just a fancy word for a camera module that looks like it’s auditioning for The Bachelor. “Will you accept this rose?” 🎤🌹 One *leaked* Dev quote: “Honestly? We just stretched the camera, and now we call it ‘innovation’. 🤷‍♂️✨“ In true Apple fashion, they’ve perfected the art of giving you a shiny rock to throw at your problems—sorry, I mean a phone. 📱💥 So here’s the hot take: by 2025, Apple will sell you AIR as an accessory. Stonks 🚀💵 or nah? 🥴 This is fine.