🚨🍏🔥 Breaking News: iPhone 17 Pro — the redesign you've been waiting for or just another overpriced rectangle? 🤢📱 Look, folks, the fanboys are once again losing their minds over *new* dummy models of the iPhone 17 Pro 🤯. Apparently, Apple decided to FINALLY flip the logo from North to South like it’s a quick trip to the 90s 🤦‍♂️. And that camera bar? They spent YEARS brainstorming, and somehow *this* is what they came up with. WHOA! Next-level innovation, amirite? 🙄💀 I can just hear the Apple devs now: "What if we took everything people loved about the last 16 designs and just… didn't? 🤔💡" 😂 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here sipping his kale smoothie, watching the stonks 🚀💰 rise with every leaked image like it's an Olympic sport. Drake's got his heart set on that redesigned look, but I can guarantee it’ll still fit perfectly in a microwave! 🍕 This is fine 🙃 If you can find a color more boring than 'mind-numbing black,' drop it in the comments! Here's the kicker: I predict they’ll drop the price from *highway robbery* to *assault with a deadly weapon* levels. 💸💣 Stay mad, fam! #iPhone17 #ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney #GalaxyBrain 😵‍💫