🚨💥 Hold onto your Memoji hats, fam! Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 Pro and it's like they took the last slice of pizza and put pineapple on it.🍍🍕 Y’all, they REALLY said, “Let’s make it PRO-gressively more expensive” 💸💀. So, the big brain at Apple was like, “Let’s throw an iPhone Air in the mix and boost this bad boy to infinity and beyond! 🚀🚀” And I'm over here just trying to figure out how to use all the features without sending my iCloud into a black hole. ☠️🌀 Leaked quotes from developers went a little something like this: 💻 “Pushing limits? More like pushing our wallets!” 🤡💔 The iPhone 17 Pro is supposedly taking performance to a new level, but honestly, Apple will just tell you to upgrade your life by paying $1,499 for a camera that can take pics of your avocado toast in 8K 🙄🥑. Drake be like: “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you” while I’m shilling out like an absolute clown 🤡💸. Hot take: The only thing getting PRO is Apple’s grip on our wallets! I predict they’ll just start selling iPhones in limited-edition gold foil wrappers to keep the hype alive. BYE 👋💀💰!