🛑 ALERT: The TECH WARS are here and it's the iPhone 17 Pro Max vs. Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra! 🤖💥 But like, are we still doing this in 2025? Aren't we just one "iPhone-in-a-toaster" meme away from complete chaos? 📱🔥 In one corner, we got the iPhone 17 Pro Max, the phone that’s basically just a shiny brick to hold your selfie ambitions unstoppable. 💅✨ "It's just $1,200, but look at how good I look on TikTok!" says every influencer ever. And in the other corner, the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra strutting in with a camera that’s got more lenses than I have friends. 🤩📸 “Hey, is that a 200MP camera or are you just happy to see me?” Stonks go brr! 🚀💰 Leaked developer quote: “We made the S25 Ultra’s battery last longer... just so you can procrastinate while scrolling for hours. 😏” Both are stacked with more features than a Swiss Army knife on a caffeine binge. But let’s be real: the “clear winner” is whoever can keep your mom from calling you—the real victor in this smartphone saga. 😂💀 🗣️ Hot take: In 2028, your phone will be replaced by a brain chip! Imagine scrolling TikTok in your mind while your body is just a meme robot! 🤯👾 So fr fr, who cares about these overpriced slabs of glass? This is fine. 🔥💩 #TechChaos