🚨💥BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Max Leaks/Drama Alert!🔥📱💀 🌟 Yo fam, get ready to 🍿 pop that popcorn because the iPhone 17 Pro Max is dropping hot tea like it’s the latest Netflix drama! 🥵💰 7 features that might FINALLY make you say, “I guess I’ll sell my kidney for this upgrade!” 🤡💸 Rumor has it that Apple is pulling a full-⚡️GALAXY BRAIN⚡️ on us. 🤖 Like, come on Apple, my iPhone 13 is starting to feel like my grandma’s flip phone. 🥴 NO CAP. The new Pro Max might come with: 1. An A17 Bionic chip that runs faster than your ex's replies! 🚀 2. Camera so good, even your selfies will ask for a magazine cover deal. 📸✨ 3. Ultra-long battery life, because we all know you’re not making it through the day. 🔋 4. A display so crisp, your non-Apple friends are gonna seethe! 😂 5. New colorways that’ll make your notifications pop harder than your new year’s resolutions! 🌈 6. A feature that automatically mutes your annoying group chat... 😩 7. And possibly USB-C, finally! (But let's not get too excited, it’s Apple, fam) 😬 👀 "We just want to make your wallet cry," said one developer (in my dreams, obvi). And honestly, who can resist that? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Prediction: The iPhone 17 Pro Max will be your new emotional support device for 2024 - CONGRATS, you’re officially a tech hoarder! 🏆🔥 #iPhone17 #RIPWallet #StonksToTheMoon 🔥🚀💰