🔥🚀💀 NEWSFLASH: iPhone 17 Pro Max Battery Leak EXPOSED! 💀🚀🔥 Listen up, meme lords and tech-heads! The grapevine (aka some shady anonymous source in a basement) just dropped the hot tea: Apple is *definitely* making the iPhone 17 Pro Max thicker than your mom's lasagna! 🍝🤣 You thought the last one was a brick? No cap, this new one might as well come with its own *bicep workout* 💪😂! According to the super-secret “leaked” documents (read: some dude on Twitter), the battery is going from “barely lasts through dinner” to “I can last a whole Netflix binge” levels! 🍿📺 “Bro, we’re just packing the battery like it’s a Thanksgiving turkey,” said an anonymous source who totally isn’t an Apple intern. 🤯 🙃 Biggest flex? You could build a tiny house out of the weight gain on this bad boy! 🏡 So get ready for that iconic Apple logo shining brightly on your back problems—because “it just works” doesn’t cover the “it just weighs 8 pounds now!” 💰💀 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: The iPhone 17 will be so heavy that they’ll release it with a complimentary gym membership… or perhaps a hoverboard? 🤖💥💸 “Seethe about it, haters!” Like and subscribe if you want to *increase your battery life* and your meme game! 🔥🤡💖