🚨🍏 iPhone 17 Pro LEAKS! 🍏🚨 But wait, what’s this? A SECOND CAMERA CONTROL?! 🤯👀 Listen fam, if you’re still rocking a flip phone, you might wanna get your tinfoil hats on 'cause this is about to get wild. 🕵️‍♂️🔍 According to some very “reliable” sources, a TOP SECRET test unit was spotted looking like a suspicious frog on the street 🐸📱, and it's got more camera controls than my ex had drama! Now, Apple is just tossing out features like they're in a game of stonks vs. fundamental analysis. 📈🤑 First it was three rumored new camera features, now DUAL control??? This is some next-level “my brain is a galaxy” tech right here! 😵‍💫💥 **Leaked quote from an Apple developer**: “We’re basically giving the iPhone a second brain. It can now upload selfies in a split second! No cap, this WILL change the way you take pics of your food!” 🍔📸 And let’s be real: the only thing Apple is actually controlling is our wallets. 💸💔 With that impending $2k price tag? We’re getting scammed harder than Drake’s “Certified Lover Boy” cover art! 😭🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will replace your brain entirely with an iPhone 18. 🤖💭👁️ #JustSaying Go forth and seethe, or embrace the ✨chaos✨! Who’s ready for the next unholy upgrade? 🚀💀