"iPhone 17 Pro leak got me seeing double ๐๐ธ - 2nd cam or just Apple being wild? ๐ค๐ #NoCap"
๐จ๐ iPhone 17 Pro LEAKS! ๐๐จ But wait, whatโs this? A SECOND CAMERA CONTROL?! ๐คฏ๐ Listen fam, if youโre still rocking a flip phone, you might wanna get your tinfoil hats on 'cause this is about to get wild. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ According to some very โreliableโ sources, a TOP SECRET test unit was spotted looking like a suspicious frog on the street ๐ธ๐ฑ, and it's got more camera controls than my ex had drama! Now, Apple is just tossing out features like they're in a game of stonks vs. fundamental analysis. ๐๐ค First it was three rumored new camera features, now DUAL control??? This is some next-level โmy brain is a galaxyโ tech right here! ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅ **Leaked quote from an Apple developer**: โWeโre basically giving the iPhone a second brain. It can now upload selfies in a split second! No cap, this WILL change the way you take pics of your food!โ ๐๐ธ And letโs be real: the only thing Apple is actually controlling is our wallets. ๐ธ๐ With that impending $2k price tag? Weโre getting scammed harder than Drakeโs โCertified Lover Boyโ cover art! ๐ญ๐ฅ Hot take: By 2025, Apple will replace your brain entirely with an iPhone 18. ๐ค๐ญ๐๏ธ #JustSaying Go forth and seethe, or embrace the โจchaosโจ! Whoโs ready for the next unholy upgrade? ๐๐