🚨📱💸 Hold onto your butts, folks! The iPhone 17 Pro is here to save the world from your crippling FOMO—*but let's be honest, you're still gonna be broke! 😂* According to some *cough* “leaked” info from Morgan Stanley (they're basically the finance wizards of the tech world), the sales are SLAPPING harder than your uncle at Thanksgiving! 🦃💥 🤑💀 “Bro, people are buying iPhones like they’re hotcakes, and that’s no cap!” said one anonymous developer probably making 20 cents an hour. “I mean, have you seen those colors? My eyes are literally melting. 🦄🔥” But like, fr, are we REALLY surprised? We went from the iPhone 1, which was basically a toaster 🥴, and now we’re out here with the 17 making the galaxy brain move to buy a gadget that’s only slightly better than last year's model. *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 👀 So what’s next? The iPhone 17 Pro Max Ultra Supremium? 🤖💰 Or maybe an iPhone so advanced we can literally send texts via telepathy? 🌌😮 Either way, ladies and gents, the stonks are rising, and your bank account is literally seething! 🚀💔 #ThisIsFine **Prediction:** By 2025, Apple will drop an iPhone that literally grows in your pocket. You’ll just have to feed it WiFi 🤡. Share this if you want to quit your job and go buy the latest overpriced piece of tech!